A single men a happy ten strategy

Single men feel that their lives are more or less a bit bored of it? Single men here, introduced the strategy of the top ten fun to you, perhaps you reading will feel happy after.

A single men a happy ten strategy

1. The middle of the night did not go home, do not call the report of the whereabouts of; not have to worry about clothes to go back after the knees rub board; not have to worry about being tracked. If the spirit can not afford to go to work the next day, complained that on his supervisor: the oldest, you know the pain of single men do? No sleep, every night Acacia bitter, but beauty is always in the distance.

2. A person walking down the road, you can walk to fly, refuse to be distracted, I do not love beauty, I love its own; can climb steps, such as snails, despite the right look left, the search to attract the eye of beautiful women, catch his eye straight hair, I am a single man I am afraid who.

3. Meet their own children crying "uncle" and immediately told him that a serious manner: call me big brother, I ask you to eat ice cream. Introduced the object hit, and all comers, and then love again and again, years later, can be very proud to come to melancholic tone, said: I would like to then have N times the pro-phase, is not sorry Guinness Book of Records declared.

4. If they are hopelessly falls in love with a way to make himself the meaning is confused woman, immediately declare: I am all over the world as long as you love me. If being hopelessly in love, it exposed its own anguished offenses: nine of ten men or bad, millions of Do not love, or hurt you, not I do not love, but I am really bad .

5. Day of married friends encounter old friends, loudly told him: I have not fallen. If you still run into the same city and their drifting apart, they comforted him: we are all very strong good comrades and insisted in the end, single men around the world together, we must be the victory.
 
6. Time alone, looking for understanding of the beauty with which the number of stars on whom, it is jealous of others to make irresponsible remarks. Frustrated when looking for a few single friends, going to get really drunk, and then into the karaoke room yelling grieved. Happy to buy on 100 Rose, who is sent to arrest anybody, no ulterior motives, I hope that the world is a happy girl.

7. Adhere to the gym every day, to let others boast a good firm does not accept the body, there is only one acceptable: men thousands of good million, make a good special feeling of electric shock.

8. To their own cooking, is to take care of themselves, cooking do bad does not matter, and resolutely, frowning finished it, the new century Tell us where fortune is very fashionable.

9. How I Met Your Mother that chatter was not to become incurable; advised by friends that he has enough people abuse buddies; was already married and those who envy that he is always right; was cited for a woman friend to explain their roots Love is also a species.

10. Opened his eyes each morning, proudly said to myself: the history of the single has opened a brand new day, this is a a surprised world, the Qi ghost cry of absolute being of spiritual wealth, continue to the single bar, until the feel is the single What a shameful thing.